Some people are named after their uncle or maybe someone from the bible. If your parents are famous, sometimes you will be named something stupid, like a fruit or a unit of measurement. However, sometimes people get names from SPACE, which is a pretty good place to get names from since space sent the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. Don't mess with space, FOOL.
Bruno Mars
Who they are: Singer/songwriter Peter Gene Hernandez.
What they're named after: Mars. And also Bruno.
What they’re good at: Wearing hats, wishing for money, offering to catch explosives in exchange for love.
What they’re bad at: giving constructive criticism about his girlfriend’s appearance.
Venus Williams
Who they are: Famous Tennis player.
What they're named after: The planet Venus.
What they’re good at: Tennis, looking bulky
What they’re bad at: NOTHING. You are great. Please don’t hurt me.
Bellatrix LeStrange
Who they are: Voldermort’s evil minion.
What they're named after: The star Bellatrix.
What they’re good at: Cackling, killing Sirius Black.
What they’re bad at: Hairstyling, killing teenagers.
The Neptunes
Who they are: Music producers Pharrell Williams and Chad Hugo.
What they're named after: The planet Neptune. There’s only one Neptune, but they are music producers, not astronomers.
What they’re good at: Producing hits like Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass", Nelly’s “Hot in Herrre.”
What they’re bad at: gloves.
Moons Over My Hammy
Who they are: Ham and scrambled egg sandwich from Denny’s.
What they're named after: The Moon.
What they’re good at: Tasting delicious, clogging arteries.
What they’re bad at: Math.
Star Jones
Who they are: Lawyer and television personality.
What they're named after: A star.
What they’re good at: Hosting “The View,” losing weight.
What they’re bad at: being on TV anymore.
Ringo Starr
Who they are: Drummer for the Beatles.
What they're named after: A Star. But, you know, slightly misspelled.
What they’re good at: Drumming, having a funny British accent.
What they’re bad at: Being as talented as the rest of the Beatles.
Pluto
Who they are: Mickey Mouse's dog.
What they're named after: Former planet, Pluto.
What they’re good at: Being a dog.
What they’re bad at: Talking and walking upright, like every other Disney dog.
Ziggy Stardust
Who they are: Character created by David Bowie.
What they're named after: Dust of stars. Also, Ziggy. (Didn’t have time to really research this, but it sounds true.)
What they’re good at: Face painting, guitar, having sex.
What they’re bad at: Piracy.
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