Two women held at gunpoint for Wii

By Patrick Garratt

Not so great. Two Kansas City women have been held at gunpoint by two men in their home, who were apparently looking for money and drugs. When they realised they’d broken into the wrong house, they stole a Wii instead. Good work, robber people.

“The masked men held Robinson and her cousin at gunpoint,” said this report. “‘They were looking for drugs and money and said, “Aw, we got the wrong house,”‘ Robinson said.”

The masked men tried to make good their efforts by nicking the best things that came to hand, namely a Wii and a laptop. Bet they high-fived all the way home.