“Sexy” Gemma wants to design Wii-bra

By Patrick Garratt

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Just as Friday reached the afternoon deathzone, Gemma arrived to brighten up our lives. Apparently, Gemma’s waps are so massive they get in the way of her Wii-playing, so much so she’d like to create a range of bras for ladies that share her predicament.

“I have to wear two bras when I go running at the gym so I’d love to design a range of sports bras for big-breasted women, something sexy not plain,” she said. “It’d definitely be handy for strapping them in when jumping up and down with the controllers.”

The “gorgeous 23-year-old” is presenting Play.com Live next weekend. Assuming she can manage to navigate the microphone past her tits, obviously.

“I win every time I play the Wii,” she added. “I’m the champion at the bowling game. I love it because all the family can get involved so it’s great to play on a Saturday night if everyone is round.”

Imagine us physically pulling a sad smiley face. There we are.

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