Hot Mate, and Other Inappropriate Foods Reviewed by Laura

Laura

Laura's note: My mom caught me on the computer last week, so I had to disguise my picture.

This week darling Laura tries some new, inappropriate foods that you might like!

Plopp

I really liked the name and was very excited to sample the food.

I was hoping for something rich and chocolaty but Plopp tasted like Poop.

Get One

Oh, I got one all right! I enjoyed every delicious pickley inch.

Cock

I am generally a big fan of Cock but I have to say that the “Sweet Tamarind” flavor was really unexpected.

My taste buds were craving a saltier taste. This may have turned me off to Cock for good.

Hot Mate

I really had high expectations. After all, who doesn’t like a “Hot Mate”?

These little treats pack a mighty punch-- salty at first, then wildly spicy.

“Hot Mate”, I think I’m in love!

Weeds

I wanted more with every bite. Yum-meee!

Are you a cop?

F-Cup Pudding

I really like pudding but was also hoping for some breast enhancement as promised on the package. This was not to be.

I’m afraid I am destined to remain an A-cup forever. :(

UFO

I am not sure what I was eating but this stuff was out of this world!

Cheese Crack and Shrimp Flavored Crack

I like Crack. Once I get started, I cannot stop.

Cheese was creamy-delicious and Shrimp Flavored took my taste buds to the bottom of the sea. And as I had hoped, both Cheese Crack and Shrimp Flavored Crack really packed a wallop.

Now that there is none left I am really depressed. Does anyone know where I can get some more? Now!

Fancy Feast

I guess I was expecting something really different. The label on the can promised a “Fancy Feast."

Well, this product delivered on neither count. Neither fancy nor a feast.

Only later, after reading the packaging more carefully, did I realize that this was for cats.