Our TVs have been lonely since the departure of Jersey Shore from our tube schedules.
Do not fear! MTV has just about signed on the entire cast for a second season on the other Jersey Shore, Miami’s South Beach.
But until then, here is a survival guide with ways to keep your fake tan fresh in between seasons of the Jersey Shore.
1. See Them at a Club Near You
The cast of Jersey Shore has gotten into some trouble for these “celebrity appearances” at bars, clubs, and other very local events in obscure East Coast towns. MTV has tried to cash in on some of it and monitor the quality of some of the gigs.
But I wouldn’t worry. I’m sure JWoww will still be signing autographs at your local Hooters this weekend.
2. Wear the Situation Cologne
The Situation is developing his own cologne called The Sitch.
He seems to not have a plan here, but is shopping around for something that really represents himself and his personal odor.
3. Pre-order Jersey Shore Season 1 Uncensored on Amazon
4. Learn Pauly D's Jersey Shore-Themed Drinking Game
Learn how to play on his official blog. Then make up a new drinking game involving reading his blog!
5. Follow them on Twitter
The entire Jersey Shore cast is on Twitter.
People have even started stalking them via Twitter and showing up where ever they actually are for fan photos and such. Fun!
5. Enjoy Snooki’s New Boyfriend
Snooki’s new boyfriend is kind of hot for a guido. And he is already discussing how he won’t be able to live without her for a month, when they shoot next season. Cute.
I guess she doesn’t need that dating show she’s been pitching after all. Congrats, girl.
6. Have JWoww Design Your Next Website.
JWoww not only endorses plastic surgeons on Long Island. She is a graphic designer. Check out her designs for both a limo service AND some construction company.
7. Buy Underwear Pauly D Made
Pauly D has his own Café Press.
He is selling panties, tank tops, and other things with clever Pauly D type slogans about his hair and his DJing skills.
Let me know in the comments below other ideas you have on surviving between seasons!
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