Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
This past week Tiger Woods recited the 5-minute apology he has been working on for the past 3 months for his “sexual indiscretions.”
In it, he managed fairly empty apologies to the general public, his wife, and his children. But he didn’t seem to have time to fit in an apology to any of the 15 plus women he took down with him.
I don't seeeeee you.
Tiger apologized to golf, to children in general, and to Buddhism a bunch. He expressed his anger towards the paparazzi for a while.
Tiger apologized to everyone and everything
-- except his mistresses.
He then goes back to Buddhism again: the disgraced golfer claimed that looking for fulfillment outside oneself leads to unhappiness, which didn’t quite fit to make sense of his plight or prove his alleged love for his wife.
I don’t know Elin, if he cheats on you with 15+ women and needs to adopt a religion to stay faithful to you: Tiger Woods is just not that into you.
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