Sometimes when you go the cereal aisle at your local grocery store, the choices can be overwhelming.
We decided to do the work for you with our Smosh Pit guide to the latest cereals out there!
(Can you tell which one is actually real?)
Cheaties
The Breakfast of Subpoenaed Superstars - Now with Extra Juice!
Vice Crispies
Blow-Up-Doll-Delicious
Eearios
Free Tetanus Shot in Every Box!
Sugar Tits
Now with strawberry...nipples?
Crunchy Loggs
Mmm -- just love starting my day with a big ol' CRUNCHY LOGG!
Weedies
Michael Phelps approved!
Clown Penis Fart
WHAT?
Cap'n Chronic
Sail away with the Cap'n on his delicious ship, the S.S. Chill Bro.
Ghost Loops
Fortified with even more white power flour!
Emos
"I'd eat this if I felt like supporting my life through taking in nutrition was worth anything at all. $^#@ you, Mom and Dad!"
Spam Puffs
Now with extra puffy pork butt crisps!
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