Worst Surgeon Ever

FLuffee

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A woman recently went to a hospital for a routine surgery to get her gall bladder removed. But instead of just being removed it was replaced with a pair of seven inch forceps.

You would think with all the advances in medical science today you would be able to go in for a routine surgery and not have to worry about going home with giant pliers sewed into your abdomen. This 39-year-old mother said she was in a enormous amount of pain after her gall bladder was removed, she was sent home not knowing that she had seven inch forceps in her.

Sure glad I went to the doctor!

Let's work this out, how big of a screw up was this? The forceps were seven inches long, and the gall bladder that was removed averages three to four inches. So this doctor actually replaced what he was removing with something even bigger.

Yeah, I would say this was a pretty big screw up, if there was a screw up meter that ranged from one to ten, one being no screw up and ten being a big screw up, this surgeon would be a fifty-five.

Bad doctor from Kids in the Hall.

I really hope they fire the doctor responsible for this mess up because this could have been a lot worse!

What if this women just assumed that the pain she was feeling was a normal part of the surgery, then one day she turns the wrong way and before she knows it shes got pliers busting out of her stomach like a thin metal alien?

Could've been worse?

If, by some crappy decision, this surgeon keeps his job, he should have to tell every patient before he works on them about what he did to this woman and then give them a choice to use him or another surgeon. Nobody in their right mind would pick him.

The patient now has a lawsuit against the hospital, and with good reason, too. Because--you know it's not often a person sues with good reason anymore, it's usually over something like hot coffee burning your hand.

Honestly, I'm just waiting for my chance to sue, I'm not saying I want to be that type of person but if I have a doctor leave a tool in my body I will make sure I get filthy rich.