12 Countries You've Never Heard of and the People that Live There

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Wonder why people are always trying to touch Djibouti?

We've put together a handy guide to 12 countries no one's ever heard of, and the lovely people that live there.

Which far-off land would you most like to visit?

That's Andora, not Pandora.

Instead of Na'vi warfare and chasing after Unobtanium, this tiny European country specializes in canine appreciation.

It is against the law to smile at all during musical performances in Azerbajain, unless the man in the funny hat behind you says it's ok.

We may be landlocked, but we sure know how to party.

Little-known fact: Each October 2nd, people fall from the sky in Burundi, a country that shares a lake with Congo.

Not to be confused with the Chad Michael Murray or Chad Ochocinco, the African nation of Chad has many landmark cultural institutions, national libraries, and highly-armed "tour guides."

Comoros is the proud quilt-wearing capital of the Indian Ocean.

"Call me Ismail" -- This semi-presidential Republic has a semi-president, Ismail Omar Guelleh.

"Would you like to touch Djibouti?"

Who you calling Micronesians?

Kyrgyzstan was originally called "Coolhatistan," but the locals changed it because it was too hard to spell.

Pronounced NEE-zher, ok?

Yo my Niger, got any of that fine African weed?

"WOULD YOU CARE TO BUY MY BEAUTIFUL ROCK??!"

Very little is known about this remote and frozen wasteland to the east.