9 Cars I Would Never Drive

Ian

Cars are essential to us gettin' around.

But not all cars are practical, affordable, or even cool. That said, here's a look at 9 cars I would never drive.

Bugatti Veyron

This car is worth around 2 million dollars! If I'm going to pay 2 million dollars for a car, it better be the best looking, fastest, coolest car on the road.

And it better come with Megan Fox in the passenger seat. Unfortunately, it's pretty damn ugly and hot brainless actresses are not included. The Bugatti Veyron is an amazing technical achievement, but then again, so was the Segway scooter.

Ford Pinto

Due to faulty design, the Ford Pinto gained a horrible reputation for exploding into a fireball upon rear-end collisions. Ford allegedly knew of the problem, but figured that it would be cheaper to pay off possible lawsuits for resulting deaths than make a redesign.

Volkswagen Thing

It was so ugly looking that they couldn't even give it a proper name. I think Vomit-Inducing Train Wreck would have been a more suitable name, dontchya' think?

Anything from "Pimp My Ride" - Example: AMC Pacer

I actually know a guy who owned this car for a short while. He bought the car kind of as a joke, realized how seriously horrible it was, and sold it as soon as he could.

The guy who bought the car from him probably looked something like this:

Maybach Exelero

This car has 700 horsepower and goes 0-60mph in 4.4 seconds! Wait... a $30,000 Subaru WRX STi can do 0-60mph in about that time? Ok. And how much is the Maybach Exelero? Oh, it's worth over $8,000,000.

Wait...that car is 8 MILLION dollars!? What the hell? Is the car made out of diamonds? Does it run on cocaine? Are the seats made out of whale penis skin? I DON'T GET IT!!!

Citroen 2CV

Look at this thing. It's like a Volkswagen Beetle with Down's Syndrome. I would push my head into a meat grinder before anyone saw me driving in this thing.

Peel P50

This is a great car... If you're Verne Troyer.

Any Minivan

It is scientifically proven that when you jump into the driver's seat of a minivan, your coolness levels drop by about 52%. Coolness levels drop even further than that if you're playing the newest Barbie movie for your kids in the back seat.

Top Gear Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust

The geniuses over at "Top Gear" decided to make a car that would trump the prius. So they hand built their own hybrid vehicle. The following video is a hilarious professional review of the car.