America is Into: "Jersey Shore" Season Two

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"The Jersey Shore" cast landed safely in Miami for the second season of filming for the gang’s reality show. And the "Jersey Shore" dudes are getting more girls than ever.

“Mike, Pauly D., and Vinny are getting so many girls that they’ve started keeping a scoreboard at the house. These guys are bringing home 3 and 4 girls each,” said the source.

Snooki, the cast’s most eligible bachelorette, is single after a break-up from the boyfriend she acquired on Facebook. She recently learned he auditioned to be on the “Real World” (a less successful “Jersey Shore”-type show on the same network.).

So naturally, JWOW took Snooki out on the town to find her a new man. And Snooki managed to throw food and drinks at some studly Guido just moments into the adventure.

No one is clear if drink and food throwing is some type of “Jersey Shore” mating call -- similar to fist pumping.

Thanks to the internet, we don’t have to wait for Season 2! Thanks, internet!