To Ask Him for Advice.
"So last month I asked you poofs to send me your questions for the Advice Show I will be doing here and on Youtube starting in May."
"I got 4,205 questions but 4,204 were exactly the same."
"If you had to sleep with either Anthony or Ian, which one would it be?"
"Obviously, Ian. Now let's move on, shall we?"
"I need more questions, damn it! Advice questions! Like: 'My boyfriend dumped me. What should I do?' or 'I got fired from my job. How do I take revenge on my boss?'"
"Same answer, by the way. Ha Ha!"
"So, let's try this again. Leave your questions seeking the wisdom of your furry advisor, Charlie, in the comments section below!
"Simple enough, one would think. Hopefully, you wankers will get it right this time and I can start up next month like I planned. Otherwise, I am off to the friggin' Virgin Islands!"
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