Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
In preparation for Nicolas Cage’s looming death, the actor has had a 9-foot pyramid built in a New Orleans cemetery to be his final resting place.
Yes, you read that correctly.
The super weird pyramid structure has people concerned it is some ode to his recent successful National Treasure franchise. If that's true, Nic Cage is even more bizarre than I thought.
This whole pyramid-building debacle comes on the tails of his vast financial woes becoming public. He owes the IRS more than ten million dollars and four of his ridiculous amount of homes have been foreclosed on. And he still owes me fifty bucks from three Super Bowls ago.
No one is really clear where the guy is living these days, but if he goes missing, I’d check his pyramid.
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