Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
Last week, Lindsay Lohan’s deadbeat dad, Michael, broke into her apartment and demanded the release of Lindsay’s teenage sister -- whom he accused Lindsay of holding hostage. Just your typical father-daughter interaction.
Crazy Dad then told everyone on Twitter that LiLo was HIV positive and he was seeking financial control of her estate, a la Britney Spears’ pop. Alas, then it just got better/worse, depending on which side you are on in Lindsay Watch.
Lindsay then received a lifetime ban from Hollywood nightclub, Trousdale, after 'accidentially' throwing a glass at her estranged ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson’s head. Her dad then put out some more weird Tweets, held a press conference (as he usually does), and started planning his next move against his daughter.
If that wasn't enough for our nation to handle, Lindsay is also currently attending a deposition for the whole 'several-people-suing-her-for-holding-them-hostage-in-a-speeding-SUV' thing. (It turned out to be some sort of high-speed chase after her old assistant, if you care to know the details.)
AND Lindsay has missed the first two court hearings. AND if she misses this one she is automatically found guilty.
SO her mom is in LA escorting her to the deposition. In hindsight, it could be worse. Lindsay could be producing The Lindsay Lohan Story.
I wonder who will play her in the Lifetime flick?
Probably Demi Lovato.
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