Baboon Monkey Butt - $21.21
Well, look at the bright side. The next time someone at school tells you that you’re uglier than a monkey’s butt, at least you’ll be able to take it off and hand it to them.
Itching Powder - $ .40
A whole thing of itching powder for only forty cents! That’s like selling powder cake uranium for a buck-seventy-five on eBay. It ought to illegal.
Liquid Ass - $5.46
We can only imagine how putrid this stuff smells. But even worse, imagine the poor guy that has to go in to work each day to make this stuff.
Armpit Whitening Cream - $25.99
Whiter, brighter teeth, sure. But whiter, brighter armpits? If you’re dating someone who is that into armpits you should dump them.
Sexy Granny Wig - $14.98
Grandmas should be baking cookies, not tramping around in sexy wigs!
Insta Poop - $6.50
Do we really need to be paying $6.50 for stuff on my neighbor’s lawn that he just throws away?
Doe Urine - $11.97
Why? Just, why?
And more importantly how?
Vomit Fluid - $9.99
It says one dose will make any person barf uncontrollably. It must be made out of the same stuff as Rosie O’Donnell is.
Complete Body Unitard - $67.50
You’d have to be a complete uni-TARD to leave the house in this and think you weren’t going to get beaten up. Now... where have i seen this before?
Silicone Butt Pads - $19.95
Get that Kardashian look you’ve always wanted for under twenty dollars. Just hope they don’t fall off on the dancefloor.
Kitty Crusader Costume - $12.99
No cat deserves this, even if they were Adolf Hitler in a past life.
Stress Boob - $24.72
They probably shouldn’t sell these but we’re glad they do.
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