Smosh.com's resident psychic thatjerkdan looks into your future with these amazing psychic predictions!
GOTHS
Sure, now you think moping around cemeteries and cutting yourself while you read Trent Reznor’s blog is just great.
But, when you get older you’re going to go to college, get a job as a graphic artist and settle down into a nice condo and drive a minivan. Enjoy the dark, inner sadness while you can. Someday you’ll think TV shows like “Two And A Half Men” are a hoot.
JOCKS
You guys may rule the school and get all the girls now. So, enjoy it while you can.
Because you’re going to peak at 19 and it’s all downhill after that.
NERDS
Yes, you may suffer a daily onslaught of verbal abuse, cruel practical jokes and the occasional visit to the bottom of a trash can head-first.
However, all that tinkering you do with video games and computers is going to pay off when you get older, big time. We didn’t include a future photo of you. Instead here’s a picture of the kind of girls that you’re going to date and hookup with in the back of your private limousines, yachts and jets.
THIS GUY
You are just chillin’.
You will just kind of… continue to chill. (But maybe wear some sunblock, you’re looking a little leathery.)
BULLIES
Bullies may think they’re pretty tough now. But we know something they don’t know.
This is what the kid on the right grows up to do for a job.
This is what the bully on the left grows up to do for a job.
POPULAR GIRLS
Your teachers adore you. All the cute boys text and chase after you. You ignore anyone not as cool, popular and all-around fantabulous as you are. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Because someday your outsides are going to catch up with your insides. And when they do, that cell phone won’t be ringing anymore.
AWKWARD GIRLS WHO GO TO PROM WITH THEIR COUSINS
Right now life is pretty tough. None of the guys pay you any attention and people treat you pretty rude, if they acknowledge you at all. Tough it out.
Because all of those nerds-turned-millionaires are going to need someone to ride around with them in all those limousines, yachts and jets.
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