HOLLYWOOD CA. The Superhero community was a buzz after Spiderman was publicly arrested on charges of unlicensed web-spinning, Wednesday on Hollywood Boulevard in broad daylight for all to see.
This, just days after Hollywood residents were forced to witness the public humiliation and arrest of our beloved Batman for unlawful use of the Bat Signal.
Hollywood cops are cracking down in force on our beloved comic book and TV icons.
Ronald McDonald was recently arrested for being an inside man on one of the Hamburglars hambezzlement schemes.
The Hulk arrested for stealing crap out of the back of a truck.
Chewbaca arrested for receiving and trafficking stolen droids.
And most recently Na'vi Bakteyo arrested for selling black market Unobtainium.
All this while Pimp-Ass Barney still walks the streets a free man.
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