ThatJerkDan
Earlier this week I saw a woman holding her baby while jaywalking on a busy street and wearing iPod headphones.
It made me realize that there are some places that you just shouldn’t be holding a baby. While jaywalking and listening to music for example.
Or while hanging out on a balcony...
Especially not OVER the balcony.
And these places as well:
1. On A Dingo Farm
Baby might get dingo-y.
2. At A Juggalo Family Reunion
Baby might get all face painty.
3. Laser Tag Regional Semi-Finals
Baby might get all lasery.
4. During A Jedi Duel
Baby might get lightsabery.
5. The Post Apocalyptic Future
Baby might get all dusty.
6. Superman The Roller Coaster
Baby might get all roller coastery.
7. On A Moon Walk
Baby might get all spacey.
8. While Hang Gliding
Baby might get all windy.
9. During A Shark Dive
Baby might get all gobbled-uppy.
10. Operating A Heavy-Lifting Exo-Suit
Baby might get all exo-suity.
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