You're not going to believe this one.
Earlier this month, a fight between siblings over a delicious cheezy snack almost turned deadly.
A 17-year-old girl (whose identity is protected because she is a minor) was making some delicious macaroni & cheese when her big know-it-all brother came into the kitchen.
He asked her if she was using butter or margarine to make the macaroni & cheese. She said she was using margarine. Sounds innocent enough, right? WRONG! A heated argument over weather real butter is better than margarine errupted.
And when I say heated, I mean red hot.
They started yelling at each other.
And yelling turned into shoving...
And that's when the sister picked up one of those gigantic serrated barbeque spatulas and tried to cut her brother's friggin' throat wide open.
So then the brother called police, who responded and took the girl into custody.
She is now facing 4th-degree assault charges.
Butter... it doesn't end there!
The teenager did not show up to court for her hearing last week...
So Douglas County Superior Court Judge John Hotchkiss has issued a warrant for her arrest.
And now she's just a margarine lovin' fugitive running from the law.
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