Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or at least without TV, then you’ve probably seen the new and exciting Old Spice Commercials that have launched the career of… Old Spice, which is his actual name according to this morning show.
His success is so astounding, TV and film deals... that rumor has it he is working with NBC. Maybe he’ll be the new face of their network…
Upon the newfound success of the Old-Spice Guy, The Most Interesting Man in the World of Dos Equis grew jealous and slipped into a deep depression.
He began indulging too heavily into his own product.
He even considered ending it all, and was clearly losing it. But hey, look at how many celebrities are that nuts and still maintain successful careers. He knew he could do it too!
He started a new ad campaign. “I may not always wear deodorant (even though I’d have more friends), but when I do, I prefer Right Guard.”
Then, he really had an idea. “I’m the guy who once arm-wrestled Hulk Hogan with both hands tied behind my back”. So he scheduled a heavily promoted arm-wrestling match in Las Vegas.
When asked about the growing rivalry, The Old-Spice Guy answered in the style of his own ads. “If it’s war he wants, then it’s war he will get… I’m in a tree.”
Believe me, they may be holding hands, but there is no bromance going on here.
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