Top Ten Names for Girls in 2010

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Whether you’re an adult with a planned pregnancy, or if you’re a teenage girl who is FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW OMG, naming a baby can be tough. On one hand, you want to name it something awesome like “Chainsaw” or “Triceratops,” but on the other hand, there’s a chance that the baby will grow up and resent being named something sweet like “Batman.”

 

Baby name site Nameberry.com did some research, and they figured out the most popular names for baby girls so far in 2010. Here’s what they found.

 

10. AVA

Official definition: Like A Bird

What it actually means: Parents wanted a low-character, Twitter friendly name.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Gay-va

Famous person with this name:

Ava Gardner

 

9. CAROLINE

Official definition: Beautiful Woman

What it actually means: Parents wanted to name the baby iCarly, but this seemed slightly more respectable.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Carolame

Famous person with this name:

“Sweet Caaaarooooline!” (as sung by Neil Diamond)

 

8. LAURA

Official definition: Laurel (What? What a stupid definition)

What it actually means: You will accidently be called Lauren a lot.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Whora

Famous person with this name:

Laura Bush

 

7. SOPHIA

Official definition: Wisdom

What it actually means: My parents thought of this name while sitting in the livingroom and looking at the furniture.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Blowphina

Famous person with this name:

Sophia Bush from “One Tree Hill”

 

6. ISLA

Official definition: Island

What it actually means: This name will remind people of the word “Salad” for some reason.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Kaka

Famous person with this name:

Isla Fisher

 

5. ELIZABETH

Official definition: God Is My Oath

What it actually means:  When it comes to baby names, I have lazy parents.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Elizabarf

Famous person with this name:

The Queen

 

4. VIOLET

Official definition: Purple/blue Flower

What it actually means: Mom gets her baby naming ideas from Ben Affleck.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Vagolet

Famous person with this name:

Ben Affleck/Jenifer Garner’s baby.

 

3. OLIVIA

Official definition: Elf Army

What it actually means: My parents either didn’t research my name, or if they did, they are nerds.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Holivia

Famous person with this name:

Olivia Munn

 

2. SERAPHINA

Official definition: Pretty much a made up name. Seraphim is a type of angel

What it actually means: My parents have no problem saddling me with trendy, made up name.

Nickname bullies will actually use: Serapenis

Famous person with this name:

No one. Is this “Magic The Gathering” card close enough?

 

1. CHARLOTTE

Official definition: Free

What it actually means: “It’s true: my parents chose literally the most trendy name possible. I’m lucky I wasn’t named iPad.”

Nickname bullies will actually use: Toilette

Famous person with this name:

That selfish spider saving all the bacon for herself.

 

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