Twilight Bores Man... To Death!

C.J. Arabia

A 23 year old New Zealand man literally dropped dead during a screening of Twilight: Eclipse on Sunday evening.

 

 

So far they can't find any cause of death for this young man.

I don't think it takes a genius or a doctor, to see that this young man had clearly died of boredom.

 

 

The man was found slumped forward in his chair, and he had no sign of any injury... both are clear signs of death by boredom.

Paramedics were called, but the young man could not be resuscitated.

 

 

They should have switched to another movie, that might have brought him back to life. 

 

 

Police did not release the identity of the man as they have not been able to reach his next of kin yet.

 

 

Just remember that friends don't let friends see Twilight.

We must fight this silent killer!

 

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