Woman Wins The Lottery 4 Times!

Reid Levin

Yesterday some lady in Texas won her fourth multi-million dollar lottery.  

 

 

I'd say "give us a chance, Lady," but her good luck seems to cause bad luck for those around her...

 

 

Her husband has been hit by lightning 10 times, which has surprisingly happened many times when he wasn’t outside.

 

 

This cheery guy is her brother.  He's giving a thumbs up because that's the only finger he's got left after his nine tractor accidents.

 

 

Her sister has spontaneously combusted... twice.

 

 

Her daughter's got 14 kids, each from different, but similar looking fathers.

 

 

Her son seems pretty lucky at first glance.  He's been a self-made millionaire six times over!  

 

 

Unfortunately for him, each of his six wives has run off with one of his millions.  Ouch.

 

 

Her elderly father, a chemistry teacher with lung cancer, has been wrongfully convicted of running a meth lab.

 

 

Her elderly mother has been hit by 10 different busses and sometimes pinballed between several buses in one intersection!

 

 

11 cats, each with nine lives... let's see... that's like 99 cat lives, all gone.  So I guess it's not all bad luck.

 

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