Earlier this week the Pittsburgh zoo offered free admission to any guest sporting a classic (as well as outdated) short-in-front, long-in-back “mullet” hairdo.
It was part of a nostalgia promotion to help get more people with bad fashion sense to visit their zoo.
Here are some ideas other promotional ideas the zoo might have consider trying:
1. Creepy Mustache Mondays
Anyone sporting a molester ‘stache gets a half priced admission, but also aren’t allowed with 500 feet of any of the children or attractions in the park.
2. Workout Clothes As Regular Clothes Tuesdays
Spray-tanned jocks get 2 for 1 admission, good for them and their personal trainer/steroid dealer.
3. Androgynous Hipster Wednesdays
Free admission if ticket booth cashier can’t tell which gender you are, and you are wearing skinny jeans, and talking on an iPhone.
4. Furry Thursdays
People dressed as stuffed animals, who like to hook up with other stuffed animals get in free. They are then rounded up and made to live in cages for the rest of their lives. A win-win for everyone.
5. People On Scooters Fridays
Coupon good for 20% off of funnel cake.
6. Children Dressed Like Showgirls Saturdays
Parents of these children get in for free, are then fed to lions.
7. MC Hammer Sundays
80’s music icon MC Hammer gets into the park and is offered a job working at one of the concessions stands. It doesn’t look like his rap comeback is going to pan out, and he could probably use the money.
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