Madonna's Stupid New Ad Campaign

Lisa Roth

Madonna is the star of yet another fashion ad campaign, and what a shock, it's really annoying. The newest photo from the Fall/Winter 2010/2011 Dolce Gabbana ad campaign featuring Madonna was just released, and it shows her on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor.

 

Yeah Right

Really?! This is why "FASHION!" is so annoying. I mean come on, what is so glamorous about Madonna scrubbing the floor? And we're really expected to believe that Madonna scrubs floors and cleans ANYTHING herself? She pays an assistant to bring her water in a glass (true story) so please lay off the 'glamorous' image of Madonna cleaning in a $3000 dress. It's rude and offensive to people who actually have to clean things themselves.

 

Sweeping Is Fabulous!

Oh look, another fashion photo from the Spring 2010 Dolce Gabbana campaign, where we're supposed to idealize Madonna looking fabulous while using a real life broom. Come on, Dolce Gabbana, get real.

 

She Does Dishes Too?

Seriously, now you're working my last nerve Dolce Gabbana. Madonna washing dishes, please. There's a recession going on, have you heard about it? Madonna certainly hasn't.

 

Hard Work Deserves A Break

Well, lookee here. Madonna photographed enjoying some pasta after a well-deserved break from cleaning so hard. Life is hard Madonna, and you are letting us know it can be glamorous too. Thanks.

 

Fashion!

Madonna, you should stick to wearing ridiculous clothes that look stupid, like the grass dress you wore to a Very Important Party.  

 

More Extreme Fashion!

Yes, Madonna, please stick to what you do best when you are trying to make a 'statement.' Like wearing napkins on your head and your daughter's Mercy James' tutu to more Very Important Parties.  While I'm not sure what you're saying here, you are really sending a clear message that is obviousy Very Important and Very FASHION.

 

Thanks Madonna

Thanks Madonna. We've learned so much from you and your extreme FASHION which is also clearly Very Important. Why it's important, we're still not sure, but taking fantastic glamorous photos while cleaning the floor is obviously what life is all about. Really, thanks.

 

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