A man in England was arrested recently for soliciting prostitution in an effort to help his 14 year-old son lose his virginity. Even though every dad has a “World's Greatest Dad” coffee mug or t-shirt, he actually is the Best Dad Ever!
Most Dads take their kids fishing or to Baseball games, but this guy enjoys trolling for hookers with his overly pubescent son.
It’s kind of a shady business, and while Dad may have been happy to pay for his son’s sexual experience, when it comes to STD treatment the kid is on his own.
Unfortunately, as they hit the red-light district of Nottingham, Central England, the prostitute his son chose was actually an undercover cop… Not quite the strip search they were hoping for eh?
The father should have realized she was an undercover cop when he saw her handcuffs, but probably thought she was just extra kinky.
Judge Jonathan Teare didn’t sentence the father to any jail time because of his excellent character and he believed the father meant no harm to his son. In other words, the judge is wondering, “Why didn’t my dad do that for me??”
The court even stated that the son would continue to live with the father… That is, as long as he encourages his son to watch late night Cinemax instead of pursuing illegal prostitution.
And while the father now has to deal with court fees and his neighborhood reputation, at least he didn’t have to spend time in jail where he would be “The Coolest Inmate Ever!”
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