With TV ratings down across the board, the networks need something to get people watching the boob-tube again. No, boobs alone won’t do it. They need something people like even more - animals. I mean, is there anything that animals don’t make better? Besides dating, NO. Heck, the right cat can make asking for a cheeseburger into an international sensation. Here are my suggestions for a few shows that could use an animal makeover.
That’s So Raven
How Raven is this idea? Very Raven. If anything, maybe it is a little TOO Raven.
Kitty Little Liars
Betrayal and deceit are almost adorable when little kittens do it.
Sharks and Recreation
It’s the first sitcom on the Discover Channel. They only run it for one week.
Ottertar: The Last Airbender
All the fighting and adventure, double the cuteness.
Duck
It’s about a everyday duck who gets his mind reprogrammed by a secret government piece of bread.
Hen 10
Instead of changing into different aliens, Hen turns into 10 varieties of delicious fried meats.
Mouse
With his limp and cane, I’m not sure how he’s supposed to work the exercise wheel.
Lizards of Waverly Place
I’m looking forward to the episode where Selena Gomez is cornered by a predator, so she sheds her tail as a distraction.
Emu Blood
“Twilight,” “Vampire Diaries,” “Tru Blood” – it’s clear vampires are played out. Large, flightless, birds, however, are the new hotness.
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