A man had the perfect plan to break into someones home and the only thing standing in his way was his big butt.
This man tried to break into the house by crawling threw an open window but he underestimated the size of his rear when he got stuck in the window halfway in the house for six hours.
This is pretty much the worst robbery in the history of robberies. Not only did he fail but he didn’t even get all the way in the house before he failed.
The home owner found this burglar at 7:30 am and then called the police who cut him out still attached to the window frame, he can keep it as a souvenir to remind him how dumb he is.
As much as this was his own fault, I kind of feel bad for him, stuck with his butt in the cold night for six hours. There’s a lot of wild animals out there and he could have been chewed on or taken advantage of.
If this man is going to be a career burglar he is going to have to seriously consider working out because not only do you have to be thin enough to get in the house, but if you get caught your going to want to be fit enough to run away.
You know what scratch that just stay fat and keep getting caught in windows and then you can be known as the only burglar that catches himself.
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