Celebrities are always doing crazy shit and this weekend was no different. A bunch of celebrities got into trouble with the law, but shockingly for once PARIS HILTON is not on the list! Check out these celebrity lawbreakers and criminals…
Lindsay Lohan - Shocking!
The least shocking celebrity crime wave was Lindsay's unceremonious falling off the ol' waggon. Yep. Our favorite bad gal Lindsay Lohan tested positive for the cocaine.... again... According to TMZ Lindsay has failed more than one drug test since being released from jail... although only one of them was for cocaine. They weren't specific about other drugs found in Lindsay's failed tests, but does it really matter? I mean, COCAINE after you JUST got out of jail??
Lindsay tweeted, because when life gets you down... you just gotta keep Tweetin' on: “Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day." And then she started attending 12 step meetings where paparazzi photographed her and TMZ criticqued her sexy outfit. Sometimes I am so glad I'm not a celebrity. Aren't you?
Russell Brand Gets Physical!
Next up on the weekend celebrity crimewave circuit is Russell Brand. He got arrested at LAX this weekend for getting into a fistfight with a paparazzi. We gotta give Russell a break though, he was trying to stop the photographer from getting an upskirt photo of Katy Perry. That's just wrong. And another reason why I'm so happy to not be famous.
Anyway, Katy also went on Twitter and defended Russell. She tweeted "If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.” I didn't know Katy hired Russell? Kidding. Kidding.
Randy Quaid Is Batsh*t Crazy!
The last in our celebrity crime wave is related to Randy Quaid... it's his brother Randy Quaid and his kukoo beans wife Evi Quaid. They've been in trouble with the law a ton this past year, and this time they got arrested for being squatters! Holy sh*t, squatting? Woah.
The crazy Quaids got busted for squatting in a guest house in the back of property that they once owned in Santa Barbara. They got charged with burglary, and TMZ says, "The Quaids allegedly broke a $7,000 mirror that had been over the fireplace and, according to our source, replaced it with a photo of themselves." Maybe it was this photo? It's one of their old mugshots.
So Randy and his crazy wife are squatting and they set off an alarm in the house and when the realtor showed up to turn the alarms off she found the celebrity squatters. Randy Quaid had changed all the codes to the house, turned all the security cameras to face up, and carved his friggin initials into the mailbox. Are you kidding me? These two are nutso. It's kind of a bummer. I always thought he seemed cool.
What do YOU think of this celebrity crimewave? Are you happy you're not famous? Are all famous people batsh*t crazy, what do you think? How was your weekend? Were you arrested this weekend? Do tell!
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