Last night two more Kardashians came out of the woodworks: Kendall and Kylie. It's true, there are more Kardashians than you can even imagine.
The Huffington Post reported that Kendall, who is 13, and Kylie, who is 14, hit the red carpet and the premeire for the movie "Easy A." Apparently the big deal is that they went without their sisters or parents. We think the big deal is that there are so freaking many of them!!!
It all started with Kim, who made a sex tape with Ray J, and pretended that she didn't release it to the public. Ok Kim, you were BFFs with Paris Hilton at the time, released your sex tape, and then you became ridiculously famous. By the way, remember Paris Hilton from sex tapes?
Next up is Khloe, who married superstar basketball player Lamar Odum, causing many people to stop wondering if she was a man. I know it's mean, but it happens every day out there.
Next comes Kourtney, who has a baby with a d*ck named Disick. Ok fine his name is Scott Disick, but it sounded good.
There're even a few boy Kardashians… Rob (above)...
And now Kourtney & Disick's son, baby Mason, the newest Kardashian! Rejoyce world!
There are so many of these freaking Kardashians.
Did you know Brody Jenner is an honorary Kardashian? His father, Bruce Jenner, married the Kardashians' mother Kris Kardashian, and together they made the teenage girl Kardashians… OMG there's just so many of them!!
We believe most of these people are also Kardashians. Watch out world!
What do you think? Do you want more Kardashians? Or does the world have enough Kardashians?
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