Stress is unavoidable and we all have our own ways of managing it, but probably nothing like the man in Germany who often lowered his anxiety levels by taking naked walks.
Can somebody buy this guy a stressball??
Last Friday, a woman walking her dog spotted the man as he jumped onto the nearby train tracks to get out of sight. She later reported the sighting to police. She probably thought he was just a male stripper who lost his bachelorette party somewhere in rural Germany… What would you think if you saw something like that?
The railway was shut down and the report spurred a manhunt by police. How do you think they described the culprit over police dispatch? “Suspect is wearing…. His birthday suit? Flesh-colored Tuxedo? Or just nothing?”
Eventually he turned himself in and admitted to fleeing home, telling police that he sometimes enjoyed taking naked walks to combat his stress. Now he faces a fine for trespassing on railway property… What about the public nudity? Isn’t that some sort of crime, especially if the person is brutally unattractive? I guess walking naked only relieves stress if you don't get caught... if you bet busted it actually causes a lot more stress in your life.
Even if you don't end up in jail, it doesn't make sense that naked walks can relieve stress. With no pockets where does he keep his wallet? His house keys? His cell phone incase of emergency?
Wouldn’t it make more sense for him to strut naked around his own living room? If memory serves, being naked in public is a common nightmare. Naked in public hunted by the police and local citizens... an ubernightmare. Is there anyone out there that actually enjoys that dream?
Additionally, walking around naked outside means that he has a lot of skin exposed, and will need to load up on sunscreen. What SPF do you think one needs to protect the naughty parts from the harsh rays of the sun?
Hopefully he chose not to walk by any restaurants, because that could have ruined someone’s appetite… With all the fabulous German cuisine out there, one must ask his or herself, how much Wienerschnitzel is too much?
All in all, it seems that his mode of stress relief was far too unusual and unsettling for the public to really accept and embrace.
Would you go so far as to take a naked walk to relieve stress? What unusual things have you done to relieve your stress? I'm seriously asking because I have a knot on my upper right shoulder that is driving me insane. Leave your ideas for me in the comments.
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