Paris Hilton Banned!

Lisa Roth

In an inronic life twist, Paris Hilton, heiress to the Hilton hotel empire, has been banned from a line of hotels following her arrest for cocaine possession. Obviously, the hotels she has been banned from aren't Hilton hotels, but that would be something if they were, right?

 

Huffington Post reports "Paris Hilton was banned Wednesday from two Wynn resorts on the Las Vegas Strip, and her boyfriend was dismissed as a nightclub partner following their arrests in a vehicle that police said reeked of marijuana." Other hotels on the strip are considering banning "bad girl" Hilton as well. A preemptive bann.

 

"Wynn Resorts Ltd. spokeswoman Jennifer Dunne told The Associated Press that Hilton is barred from Wynn Las Vegas and Encore.  Hilton was arrested inside the Wynn resort, where a police lieutenant reported a small plastic bag containing 0.8 grams of cocaine fell into his hand when Hilton reached for a tube of lip balm in a purse."

 

Hilton's boyfriend, who was working for Steve Wynn and the Wynn Resorts, was also fired from his job after all this drinking and drugging and arresting went down. Huffington Post says, "A police report made public Wednesday said the suspected butt of a marijuana cigarette was found in the Cadillac Escalade in which the couple was stopped in front of the Wynn Las Vegas hotel-casino. Waits, 34, was driving. He had bloodshot eyes, smelled of alcohol and wobbled as he failed balance and walk-and-turn field sobriety tests, the arresting officer said."

 

This is Steve Wynn, owner of fancy hotels that do not want Paris Hilton in them or anywhere near them. He is also the firer of Paris Hilton's boyfriend Cy Waits.

 

Paris clearly knows how to party. What's a party without being banned from the premises of a massive hotel chain?!

 

You know Paris is telling everyone, "The Wynn Hotels are SO LAME. I wouldn't ever go in them anyway," and then rushing to her laundry room to call her mother and cry. "Why meeeeeeee Mommy?!? It's not faaaaiiiiirrrr…"  tears, sniffle, sniffle, snot.

 

Oh Paris, life isn't fair to you at all. We should create special laws across the country for people who have purses that look like yours that carry cocaine inside them, and THEY should be arrested! Call your local police department and suggest this if you really care about Paris. She needs our help.

 

Click Here To Read More About Paris' Arrest!

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