Many articles have been writen on how to protect yourself from the undead zombie hord, what about the newley minted zombie?
Where does he or she go for zombie information, advice and proper zombie edicate?
What follows is 5 simple tips on being a better zombie.
1. Let The Brains Come For You
Zombies are very slow. Normal people can easly outrun them. Try to hang out at bus stops and let the people come to you.
2. Try To Blend In
We all can recognize the all to common zombie shuffle and have plenty of time to run away. Try useing a walker to disguise the fact you are a zombie, you might pass as an older person with mobiliy issues.
3. Think About Other Means Of Mobility
Try useing a rascal scooter. Sure your zombie buddies might make fun of you, but who cares... they are stinky zombies. They wont be laughing as you run down some fresh brains.
4. Hygiene Hygiene Hygiene
Zombies stink! No realy. If the crazy zombie shuffle doesnt give you away the smell of rotting flesh will. You would be amazed at what Axe body spray can do for you, might even get some zombie sexy time.
5. Go To The DMV
You can spend most of the day at the department of motor vehicles to get your fill. Those people are completely apathetic and dont seem to notice anything. You could probably get though 5 or 6 brains before anyone even notices.
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