Oh, Craigslist. It's is a great place to find a job, a lover or a cheap-ass stairmaster. It's also a great place to find amazingly crazy ads written by amazingly crazy-ass people. We did a little research and found some of the best of the worst...
Steal Your Heart
Steal her purse and you may just steal her heart. This touching "missed connections" personal reminds us that not only can love be right around the corner, it may just mug you.
Oh, Craigslist. It's is a great place to find a job, a lover or a cheap-ass stairmaster. It's also a great place to find amazingly crazy ads written by amazingly crazy-ass people. We did a little research and found some of the best of the worst...
Steal Your Heart
Steal her purse and you may just steal her heart. This touching "missed connections" personal reminds us that not only can love be right around the corner, it may just mug you.
The Family Feast
Yams!? More like YUMS! This crazy lady sure is passionate about her cooking. Her enthusiam is contagious – looks like she’s hooked this fish without even trying. Ladies, remember the way to a man's heart is through his stomach - fortunately delivery pizza counts. Here's a handy tip to improve any dish you cook: everything’s better soaked in booze.
Drunky The Clown
Hosting a party anytime soon? Why not change it up & hire an intoxicated clown? When everybody else stops at a keg and a few Cheetos, stand out with a weeping, alchoholic clown! The best part is, any party clown will be so grateful not to be peed on by toddlers, he’ll accept payment in warm Pabst Blue Ribbon.
The Other Stuffed Animals
Got any little kids in your life? Yes, "that you know of." Ha ha, smartass. Sure you do – all those annoying, bratty cousins count! Next time you're forced to be the one to go toy shopping, why not try these non-traditional “stuffed animals”? What tyke doesn’t want a stuffed animal?! Remember, when Fido or Kitty is ready to scamper off to the great Petco in the sky, taxidermy is the gift that keeps on standing frozen in your foyer.
Even Vikings Like A Sale
There are so many uses for a Viking Helmet around the house, we just had to include this bargain. Whether you are new to pillaging or your beard is braided to the knee, gore your way out of any situation like a bull. Essential for office parties and extended family gatherings.
Duck, Duck, Maniac
The best thing about Craigslist has got to be the exciting surprise finds that almost defy description. Phrases like "what the eff," "mentally ill" or "looks like it would reek" don't begin to express the myriad feelings of wonder Craigslist can bring.
When we saw this oh so special duck mask, we just had to have it. Plus, now I am engaged to the hottie modeling it in the photo! Thanks, Craigslist.
What's your favorite thing you've ever seen on Craigslist? Let us know in the comments!
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