Galifianakis, Lavigne, Kardashian: Who's Got A Nicer Rack?

C.J. Arabia

Hollywood is gettin' sexy! Celebs are taking it off in the name of magazine sales and it's big business. Let's go in reverse sexiness order...

 

Galifianakis: Poses In A Ladies Swim Suit

Curvey and voluptuous funnyman Zach Galifianakis agreed to pose in a women's swimsuit for the cover of Vanity Fair!

The magazine had dubbed him their "November Vanities Girl." Congrats Zach! Zach's been busy working on the follow up to The Hangover which is being shot both in Los Angeles and Bangkok. We can't wait to see that!

Galifianakis cross-dresses in 5 different sexy and suggestive poses, while wearing this dazzling hot pink one-piece. Nice man-boobs Zach!

 

Lavigne: Poses Topless

Faux rocker Avril Lavigne is not only a pop/punk poser she's topless in the latest issues of Maxim.

Lavigne is currently dating faux-Kardashian Brody Jenner and says she's not into skater dudes anymore. Only a "true gentleman" will do. She told Maxim, “I like a classy man, a gentleman who opens the door and gives flowers and always puts the lady first. I'm a little old-fashioned like that.” And to that I say, "Whatever."

 

Kardashian: Takes It All Off

Considering her career was launced with strategically released sex tape it's shocking to me that people are making such a big friggin' deal out of Kim posing nude for W magazine. I mean, I personally expect nothing less from dear Kimmy.

Maybe it's because Kim pitched a fit last month when Playboy released some airburshed outtakes from her 2007 shoot, telling everyone who would listen that she regretted posing nude for the sleazy mag. Perhaps she's changed her mind on being naked in sleazy mags... or maybe she somehow thinks that W is classier or more artsy than Playboy? Who cares, as long as she's naked I guess it really doesn't matter to her adoring male fans. 

What do you think of this? Zach? Avril? Kim? Whose pics are the hottest?

 

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