I like to think of myself as a suave man about town and I have found that nothing tells a woman that you are sophisticated like hitting on her using a Pokemon pick up line. So with that said, enjoy!
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
You're worth more than a thousand nuggets.
Wynaut go out with me?
You just weedled your way into my heart.
You must be a Magnemite because I'm attracted to you.
You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.
Can you think of any other good Pokemon pick-up lines?
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