Everyone loves bacon! Bacon makes everything better! But soda? The fine folks at J&D Foods got together with Jones Soda to make the worlds first ever Bacon Soda...
Not to be confused with baking soda, bacon soda is fizzy, delicious! It's the perfect beverage to wash down that breakfast burrito.
It got me thinking about what other awesome bacon flavored products are out there on the market, so I did a little digging and found some amazing products enhanced with the sweet flavor and smell of delicious bacon.
Bacon Flavored Vodka
I’m sure you hear it all the time from people who drink… “Mmm this drink is amazing, but I wish it tasted more like my favorite breakfast meat”. Well now it’s possible! Black Rock Spirits Bakon Vodka gives you that greasy bacon taste you love while helping you feel loose as a goose…or fine as a swine?
Bacon Floss
Nothing feels better between your teeth and gums than bacon. Bacon Floss is delicious and good for your teeth! The only question is, doesn’t it get you craving bacon so much that after cleaning your teeth you feel the strong urge to make a hot plate of bacon? Counterproductive?
Bacon Mints
Picture this… You’re out on a first date and you’re really trying to make a good impression. You seem to be charming enough, making good jokes, showing the other person a good time, but something is missing…. Your breath doesn’t smell like Bacon! Pop in a bacon mint, and he or she won’t be able to resist you! Thanks Uncle Oinker’s!
Bacon Flavored Envelopes
The tedious task of envelope licking is fun again, thanks to Bacon Flavored envelopes! It tastes so good that some people even mistakenly eat their mail!
Bacon Soap
I’m not kidding…seriously… You can have that unbelievable aroma of bacon in the shower! Is it fair to say that bacon soap will not only clean your body, but also make you happier than a pig in sh*t?
Bacon Lip Balm
I’ve said it for years… the only real cure for chapped lips is more bacon! I mean, is there anything that can compare to tasting bacon all day long?
Bacon Lube
It’s unclear whether the best part about this is that there is actually a bacon flavored lubricant on the market, or that the slogan is “Keep it Sizzlin’”. I guess this answers the question of whether or not you can take bacon into the bedroom… but what other bacon-flavored products are out there? What bacon flavored products should they be working on?
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