Drugs can alter your consciousness. Now, people might enjoy that duing at a Phish concert or watching "Avatar," but when it comes to driving, maybe you should leave that doobie at home? Otherwise, something like this might happen...
Because you got high...
...You were fired from your job as a baggage handler.
Because you got high...
...You were SURE those stairs were a shortcut.
Because you got high...
...You thought that hole was one of those sidewalk chalk illusion thingies....
Because you got high...
...You thought "I could fit into that space...".
Because you got high...
...You were thought being on duty would keep you safe.
Because you got high...
...You failed to drive through our village carefully.
Because you got high...
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...You thought dad didn't come home till tuesday.
Because you got high...
...That fat duck surprise smelled SO freakin' good you became distracted.
Because you got high...
...You thought "foot" bridge, 'bridge" bridge, what's the difference?
Because you got high...
...The car began to rise ever so slowly from the roadway until you were hurtling vertically through the air.
Because you got high...
...Your vehicle clung to the ceiling of the garage instead of the pavement.
Because you got high...
...It looked like the regular ferry.
Because you got high...
...You aimed your vehicle directly at the time portal but missed by about a foot.
Because you got high...
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...You thought drive thru literally meant drive through.
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