Thats right, you heard me I licked it!
I licked your iPhone before you got it.
I worked at an AT&T store on the day that the iPhone launched, and I left AT&T shortley thereafter. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iPhone in stock?
Recall all the days you kept me late just asking if I knew anything more about it and I said no? Remember all the times you freaked me out in the parking lot by sneaking up on me and asking when the launch would be?
All of you Apple fanboys ruined the launch for everybody else.
It's a few years later and now I can tell you, I had all of the answers you wanted! I could have let you into the store after hours to play with the iPhone. You would have been the only person in the state that would have got a sneak peek.
But you pissed me and every other AT&T employee off. You called at least 30 times a day and took us away from other work. I spent hours on the phone with you answering “I don’t know” to questions that could have been answered by the millions of articles on the Internet or a simple Google search.
You drove me to it. I stayed late on the night before the iPhone launched and licked them all! It was my crazy revenge.
Take that bitches!
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