Is Call Of Duty: Black Ops For You?

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Call of Duty: Black Ops is set to sell a gajillion copies today, making it the most popular thing in the history of ever (this is math).

But what if you haven't bought into the hype? Maybe you think Call Of Duty isn't for you? Maybe this commercial will convince you?

 

See? Kobe and Jimmy Kimmel like it? But what if you aren't a millionaire celebrity? Will you like it too? YES. Here are some of the examples...

 

Girls

A lot of people think Call of Duty is just like peeing standing up: it's for boys only. Well, you are wrong. Girls can play COD too and also pee standing up if they don't mind a little mess!

Just be ready for a non-stop stream of misogyny, a lot of people calling you a little kid, and constant demands that you make a sandwich! It's fun!

 

People Who Like Zombies

What if you hate the thought of killing real people, even digital ones? Instead, you like to slay hordes of undead zombies. Well, you are in luck! Black Ops is for you!

 

Can you say ZOMBIE MODE!? It's like two games in one!

 

Little Kids

"I am a small child," you might say. Isn't that adorable? Not only can you read, but you are reading blogs. SO CUTE. But is Call of Duty for you? YES. This COD is on Wii, and everyone knows that Wii is for kids!

 

Still not convinced? Did you know that there's a Prestige Edition that comes with a car? KIDS LOVE TOY CARS.

 

 

So, yes, kids, COD is for you. Just be ready for people to call you a girl, and to teach you some fun words like %$&*@#$ing $#%S*&! and $#%$%ing @#%$hole. It's a fun way to learn!

 

Lock n' load!

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