You know how much fun Mario is when you’re gaming, but what about in his free time? Ever wonder what a night on the town would be like with Mario as your wingman? We here at Smosh did, so we put our heads together and came up with a pretty good idea of what you can expect…
Super Mario Knows How Party
Mario may only have Star Power some of the time on the Kart track, but when he’s not at work Mario’s star power never stops! Super Mario knows how to party like the celebrity he is. And if you’re lucky enough to go out on the town with Mario, you’re in for the time of your life, so BUCKLE UP!
This Is How Mario Rolls
Mario has got it all - fast cars, cash money, fame and when Mario is your Wingman, he’s got one more thing: your back. But before you and Mario go hit the clubs, make sure you look ultra PIMPIN’… Mario has a rep for tight style.
Bling It On, Mario Style
Bust out the BLING! Deck yourself out in your flyest gold chains, Sean Jean wear and freshest Adidas. Mario wears a gold medallion of himself encrusted in diamonds. How pimp is that?
Life Of The Party
No matter how big or small, kickin’ off or dead a scene is – as soon as Mario arrives, he’s the life of any party. And he’s with YOU! Not all the girls can dance up on the Italian Mini-Stallion, so you’re gonna have to entertain the rest…
Mix Master Mario
Once Mario has gotten his groove on, he likes to tap out the DJ and spin a few tracks himself. Mario picks up the pace when he gets on the turntables… Leaving you to dance with all his fangirls – AW, YEAH!
Don Juan De Mario
So far the night’s a blast – but be warned, at a certain point, Mario starts to get “ideas” about taking the fun to another level…
Magic Mushrooms
If Mario offers you shrooms – you better say no… You’re gonna have to make sure he keeps his clothes on for the rest of the party!
Ladies’ Man
Oh, nice. You had ONE job, and there he goes again, that player. Talk about 1 Up! While Mario gets buck-wild, you’ll be there to comfort the remaining bevy of beauties, yourself.
Mature Audiences Mario (XXX)
Even pornstar Ron Jeremy thinks Mario is a pimp!
Time Out!
Partying till dawn eventually wears Mario out… And you’ll be grateful it does, by then. If you’ve used your Wingman right, you’ll have been up all night too!
Back To Boogie Nights
But catch as many Z’s as you can in the daytime, because by nightfall Mario is recharged and back for more 2-player bromance, ripping the city up with you!
After partying with Mario in real life, gaming in Mario’s World may seem tame by comparison. Or, maybe you’ll just become another kind of PLAYER off the console!
What if Mario was YOUR wingman? What would you guys do? Tell us in the comments below!
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