It would be alarming to be sucked into any video game. Tron would be moderately frustrating because you'd have to be on either the red or blue team, which isn't a lot of variety, and you'd have to play frisbee if you wanted to live. Other than that it would probably be alright because you could hang out with Jeff Bridges and make out with that hot chick whose name I don't remember, but there are definitely video games that you could get sucked into that would be way worse. Here are but a few of the worst:
1. Doom III
Getting sucked into Doom III would be a nightmare. There's no hot women to make out with, no one's playing frisbee, it's just you, maybe a flashlight, and all the demons that have ever lived in Hell. All of a sudden pop quizzes in math class start seeming not so bad.
2. Call of Duty: Black Ops
At first it might be thrilling to get sucked into a video game. Until you realized that the video game you got sucked into was an actual real-life war. 90% of being sucked into Call of Duty would be waiting around for someone to shoot at you, or getting yelled at by your drill sergeant to clean the latrine.
3. Toe Jam and Earl
At first getting sucked into Toe Jam and Earl would be great. They're a really fun pair of guys and they'd want to befriend you right away, play you some sweet reggae, and get you pretty high. That is until you realized that you were in outer space, you tried to breathe, threw up blood instead, and died of a heart attack caused by instant asphyxiation.
4. Grand Theft Auto
The worst thing about getting pulled into the Grand Theft Auto universe is you almost always get pulled in as a prostitute. So instead of going on missions for the mob, you have to wear a short skirt, wait around in the rain for someone to drive up, get in their car, service them, and then get killed so they can get their twenty dollars back.
5. Cooking Mama 2: Dinner With Friends
"Holy crap, I got sucked into a video game guys!" "That's insane, what'd you do? Fight aliens? Save the planet? Rescue a princess?" "Ummm... not exactly." "Well what'd you do?" "... I planned a dinner party for some twelve year olds... but first I had to go to the store and... pick out the ingredients... for the party." * silence * "Umm... well, maybe one day you'll get sucked into another video game some day." *silence*
6. Solitaire
Solitaire would be by far the worst video game to get sucked into. When you get sucked into solitaire you get turned into a card, wait in a crowded pile of other cards for your turn, then when you finally see light, you instantly get placed into another stack of cards. Just a meaningless drone with no say or autonomy. It's like Bolshevik Russia, except you're a playing card.
Who other video games would be hellish to get sucked into? Why?
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