NPH (Neil Patrick Harris) did a great guest turn on "Glee" last season, and it got us to thinking that the show could benefit from more great guests on the show, what with Neil's time on the show having gone so well. Here are just a few famous faces we'd like to see on the show.
1. Don Draper
Don Draper would be a natural guest star on "Glee." He could come on as a replacement coach for Sue Sylvestor and when Glee club members got tired of practicing he could say things like, "Sing, or get the hell out," and, "I know you think you want to win. But you don't. Now get the hell out."
2. Psyduck
You hear people say it all the time, "Psyduck is no Don Draper," and they're right. But that doesnt' mean Psyduck wouldn't make a great guest star on Glee. He could play Kurt's mentally handicapped cousin who no one respects. That is, until the rival Glee club seems like they are winning at the end of the episode, and Psyduck uses his mind powers to make all of their noses bleed, causing them to lose, and gaining the respect of Kurt and his friends.
3. Bernie
Nothing says "Emmy award winning episode of Glee," like having Artie and Mercedes have to shoulder a dead man around the entire episode pretending he's "just asleep with sunglasses on."
4. Jesus
Jesus would fit in perfectly with the regular cast, who, like Jesus, spend most of each episode defending prostitutes from being stoned and chastising money-lenders.
5. Carnage
Critics have mostly had favorable things to say about "Glee," but their has been one universal complaint among critics of the show, "Glee suffers from a lack of characters whose outer skin is a hate-filled alien intelligence that mindlessly seeks to destroy anything and everything that gets in its way. Nonetheless the music continues to be exceptional."
6. Black Jesus
Regular White Jesus is great and all, but let's face it, Black Jesus is better looking and a better singer, and just an overall better fit for the show.
7. The Punisher
Will Schuester is sometimes hinted at as having a shady past. And what better shady past than ex-assassin for the mafia, who aided in the destruction of Frank Castle's family- then went into hiding at McKinley High School as a Spanish Teacher to get away from The Punisher, who will stop at nothing until he has slain everyone who had a hand in the death of his family. Plus it's a great opportunity to finally hear The Punisher sing "Like A Prayer," which the vast majority of people have all been waiting for pretty much since they first heard about The Punisher.
Who else would you like to see guest star on Glee? Discuss it in the comments!
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