It might be all fun and games when you turn on Super Mario Galaxy and run around with Mario crushing goombas, but Mario got sucked into the Mushroom Kingdom a long time ago, and things are different there. If he ever got pulled back into our world and had to get a job as a normal plumber again there would be disastrous consequences. Here are but a few.
1. Turtles
Whenever Mario sees a turtle, he would try jump on it's back and use it to ride around, severing its spinal column and killing it instantly.
2. Collecting Coins
Mario would try to rob a bank, thinking he was just "collecting coins," and be mowed down by police officers in a hail of gunfire while screaming, "But it's a me! Mario!" to no effect.
3. Crushing Your Head
Mario would solve heated debates by jumping on his opponent's head until they were crushed to pieces.
4. Flowers
Mario would run around eating everybody's flowers to try and become fire Mario. Then he would just have digestive problems instead.
5. Fixing Your Pipes
Mario would try to fix your pipes by climbing inside them, expecting there to be a bonus world in there. Then, after hours of trying to get into the pipe, he would just be angry and covered in feces.
6. Flying
Mario would see a Davey Crocket coonskin cap in a toy store, think it allowed him to fly, and then leap off of a building and land on the roof of a taxi.
7. Go Kart
Mario would get invited to go Go Kart racing, then think it was OK to light the fuse on a live bomb and then hurl it at another Go Kart racer.
8. Mushrooms
Mario would eat a bunch of mushrooms thinking they would give him extra lives, and instead they would send him into a hallucinogenic nightmare from which he would mostly likely later awake in a dirty warehouse sleeping on a urine soaked piece of cardboard next to a stolen cop car full of broken bottles of store brand liquor.
What other horrible things would happen if Mario were suddenly in the real world?
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