Oh dang gurl, iCarly you look so fine. So fine I wanna do things to you. I wanna do things to you make you feel so good gurl. Here just a few things ima wanna do to iCarly that gon' make her feel so good.
1. My Treat
Take her to a nice restaurant that I know she likes.
2. Surprises!
Get her Valentines candy and surprise her with it at work.
3. Happy Birthday
Remember her birthday every year.
4. Watch TV
TiVo her favorite shows to watch when she gets home and she just wants to kick back.
5. Her Favorite Treats
If I'm at Starbucks, and she wants something too, get her something.
6. Understanding
Be supportive of her when she's having a bad day.
7. The Best For Last
Let her have the last Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles II themed Vanilla Pudding Fruit Pie when there's only one left.
8.
Make a baby with her and then marry her, then divorce her and take half of all the money she earned while we were married, and see the baby on weekends but don't pay attention to it because weekends are my time to get day drunk and watch Battlestar Galactica.
What would you like to do with iCarly?
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