The Pokemon Koffing's attempts to thwart the do-gooder plans of Ash Ketchum are well known, and reason enough to dislike Koffing. But now there is even more reason to hate Koffing. Scientists at Harvard have recently listed Koffing as the single number one contributor to Global Warming, beating out even large scale polluters like the automobile industry and China's industrial expansion. Here are but a few reasons why:
1. Co2 Emissions
Koffing releases enough Co2 emissions on a hourly basis to asphyxiate a small herd of cows.
2. Never Recycles
Koffing almost never recycles, and often throws his fast food wrappers out of the car window as soon as he is done with them.
3. Styrofoam Cups
Koffing always uses Styrofoam cups, even when other cups are readily available.
4. Mocks The Energy Efficient
Koffing makes fun of people who own Honda Insights until they feel bad and buy SUV's.
5. What A D-Bag
Koffing 's favorite hobbies include leaving his H2 Hummer running all night in the driveway, deep impact strip mining, and throwing used graphing calculators into rivers.
6. CEO of BP
Koffing was recently promoted to CEO of British Petroleum. His first order of business? Get Ash Ketchum. His second order of business? Replacing all the environmentally friendly low-energy light bulbs in the office with trashcan fires.
What are some other Pokemon that could be more environmentally responsible? What are some things Koffing could do to improve his carbon footprint?
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