Amongst my male brethren being bald is looked upon as a fault or a genetic weakness.
Many lotions, potions and snake oils are sold to the follicley challenged, as they are desperate for any hope of a normal life. But they are wasting their money!
I am here to say it loud and say it proud that bald is indeed beautiful! Even memes are getting into it!
Being/going bald has its advantages. You don't need a comb, never need to spend hundreds of dollars on hair products, and a windy day will never ruin a bald mans hair. There are dozens of awesome bad-ass bald men in pop-culture and then some others that are afraid to come out of the bald closet.
Bruce Willis
This guy starts loosing his hair and gets dumped by Demi Moore and then his career takes off. Score 1 for the bald guy.
Samuel L. Jackson
He is one badass baldass MoFo. He has been in just about every cool movie in the last few decades. He doesn't even have a nicely shaped bald head, its all bumpy and dented. Mr. Jackson has leveled up on the baldness to cool ratio.
Patrick Stewart
Mr Stewart was bald when bald wasn't cool. He is credited, by some in the balding community, for making bald cool over the last 25 years. It is widely believed that if God was bald and killed Klingons, he would resemble captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Sean Connery
The great grandaddy of the baldies. This cat is so sexy and cool that loosing his hair made him cooler. I am not gay but I would kiss this man full on the mouth. Ok, maybe a little gay, but only James Bond gay.
Donald Trump
Mr Trump is a fine example of what happens when one does not embrace baldness. Really, a comb-over from the back!? He prove the old adage that money cant buy you self-respect. Stay classy Trump!
Joe Biden
Hair plugs never look natural. His hair looks like an asbestos wig, I would rather have Justin Bieber hair than plugs.
My point is that bald is just something that happens to some men and it is better to accept it than to do fancy hair voodoo that everyone knows is fake.
Who are a few of your favorite baldies?
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