Good news for LiLo fans…Lindsay was released from the Betty Ford Center this weekend! Now the starlet can make lots more movies, as soon as she finds someone who will hire her.
Since everyone knows her movie career is dead, she’s counting on her new clothing line to pay the bills. Unfortunately, at the Paris Fashion Week a year ago, her previous line was called "quite simply, an embarrassment."
Lindsay wasn’t a very good girl in rehab. In fact, she’s under investigation for an alleged attack on a rehab worker at the Betty Ford Center and could land back in jail for six months if charged with misdemeanor battery or another probation violation. Normally when you get in trouble and you are famous, you go to rehab, but I don't know where you go when you get in trouble IN rehab. Double rehab?
Lindsay is also getting ready to face a civil trial in which a woman and three young men accused her of wrongdoing for a high-speed chase that ended with Lohan's arrest in Santa Monica in 2007.
Bookies are now taking bets on how long LiLo will remain sober.
The real question is whether she’ll still be a club rat. Says her doctor, “A club is a bad place to be for somebody who's recovering. She really needs to change much of her lifestyle to deal with this effectively."
So Lindsay will have to find a new hobby, perhaps a quiet life at a nunnery?
Of course, one of the first things she did when she left rehab was to Tweet her fans: "Today is the first day of the rest of my life. ‘The future depends on what we do in the present'—Mahatma Gandhi... One step at a time..."
We wonder how Ghandi would feel about LiLo, who has been in jail and rehab two times each in 2010, quoting him on Twitter. Would he Tweet her back?
If Ghandi did Tweet LiLo, what do you think he’d say? Tell us in the comments!
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