Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal just broke up, so that means she's back on the market! (The dating market. You can't literally buy her.) Now Taylor Swift's dated some real winners, and also Taylor Lautner, but who should she date in the future? Well, we here at Smosh know who we'd like to see.
1. Daniel Radcliffe
They would be great together for the most part, the only real downside would be constantly having screeching wizard owls accidentally getting caught in her hair.
2. Snorlax
He sleeps all the time, so she'd have plenty of time to work on her projects.
3. Robert Pattinson's Less Successful Cousin, Frank "Frankie" Pattinson
He just really needs somebody stable in his life.
4. Nega-Taylor Swift
The Taylor Swift from the Negaverse, an alternate universe where the moon gives the Earth its light and evil is good would be great for Taylor, it would give her perspective. Or Nega-Taylor Swift would put her in an energy cage and slowly suck out her life force for all of eternity. One of the two.
5. Kanye West
I'ma let you finish, but Kayne West is the best boyfriend of all time. Of all time!
6. A Zombie
As long as she always wore a football helmet so it couldn't get at her brains a zombie would be the perfect mate for Taylor because it would never stop giving her attention. Unless she had a friend over that had even bigger, juicier brains, and that friend wasn't wearing a football helmet.
7. A pack of feral Dennis Franzes
Sure they've gone wild and can't be tamed, and they roam the streets at night looking for discarded peanut shells and cigarette butts to eat, but let's face it, that's a lot of NYPD Blue money and it could guarantee a financial safety net that she's not going to get from just one or two Dennis Franzes.
Who else would you like to see Taylor going out with? Let us know in the comments!
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