Disney Princesses are beautiful, amazing singers who live in a world of joy and magic. But they're still people just like us, with flaws and foibles. Here are some things that Disney Princess do all the time that you never get to see on screen.
1. Use The Bathroom
Every Disney Princess goes to the bathroom. But no Disney Princess goes to the bathroom nearly as much as Pocahantus. As she is lactose intolerant but refuses to stop drinking milk. It's not ever very good milk! It's skim!
2. Get The Flu
Disney Princesses get sick just like the rest of us. Especially Ariel, as her body is unused to living on dry land. Also, if you are a cannibal and you eat Ariel the Little Mermaid you're almost guaranteed to get mercury poisoning.
3. Make Fun Of Overweight Kids
Belle lives in a castle with a handsome Prince and a rigorous workout schedule that includes 3 hours free lifting with a personal trainer, an hour of yoga, protein shakes, and mixed martial arts. She's kind of turned into a diva since she learned that her nickname was "Beauty." She will stop at nothing to shame the overweight.
4. Get Arrested For Shoplifting By A Cop With A Machine Gun
Mulan has plenty of money, she steals from supermarkets for the sheer thrill, constantly being thrown against cop cars for pilfering batteries, gum, and fresh sliced country ham.
5. Filibuster Key Civil Rights Legislation
There's a reason she got the nickname "Snow White," which she has been called ever since she spent a record 148 hours filibustering the 1964 civil rights act on the Senate floor.
6. Go To Burning Man
Jasmine loves to party, and there's no bigger party than Burning Man. I once tried to tell her it was 5 am and she should stop partying, and she bit me on the finger.
What else do Disney Princesses do when they're not on screen? Let us know in the comments!
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